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Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 23. Sep 2011, 09:56
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sEwMLiEmqk (lustiges Merkel-Video)

ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 30. Sep 2011, 09:22
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

www.princess-estefania.com (das Projekt ist immer noch existent! Eine Prinzessin stellt die Welt auf den Kopf!)

ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 3. Okt 2011, 10:56
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

I write a strange song (in an English accent)

When JLo comes to Quakenbrück (When Jennifer Lopez comes to Quakenbrück; Quakenbrück is a town in Northern-Germany)

When JLo comes to Quakenbrück,
she sees the weeping frogs,
not long ago they were lucky people,
why did they change to frogs?
Why did they change to frogs?

Nobody knows, nowbody knows,

See all these 20000 quarking heroes,
walking through the empty streets,
they have a dream,
to become free,
and to learn to fly,

And in an unexpected moment,
when all hope is gone,
the princess appears,
in the lonely town,
and all frogs are shouting:
"Set us free, set us free! JLo - let us free!"

And Jlo speaks one word,
and one second later,
a big flash fills the town,
the slavery is over,
the frogs are changed!

JLo brings a mirror,
so the former frogs,
can see themselves,
are they happy now?

And they discover:
Jlo has changed us
Jlo has changed us
Jlo has changed us,
INTO QUACKING DUCKS!

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 8. Okt 2011, 10:05
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
HAllo erstmal!

Pulcinator speaks "English" - Entwicklungsprozesse in Sachen Programm-Erfindung:

I made myself to the monkey running around in a chicken-dress nearly 10 years ago - but then it was highest train to stop this way of entertaining and now I'm in picture - what means: I have more wisdom than before - making a princess to the main-person in my story - and not a big yellow self-pity Chickenator!

Hier ein historischer TEXT - Youtube-Anmerkungen 2008:
"Video not important! Please read the Text!
Welcome to Germany`s most thrilling person!
Every Sunday evenging "Dittsche" dressed in a sleeping-coat appears in the famous pub "Grillstube" in Hamburg! He is unemployed and lives alone not far from here. The most time he invents world-shaking things to "help the people" with his new "world-ideas"! For example he uses ducks to fight against Clima-change!
His every second word is "pure world-idea" or "it pearls! or "Now you come!""
In my story "Princess Estefania" Dittsche is in the pub and suddenly his cousin Professor Twyddletuck rushes into the room! He is even more crazy than Dittsche telling the people that aliens have destroyed the sexual relationship between men and women 2 Million years ago!
Dittsche, the inn-keeper "Ingo" and the guest "Turtle-man" are absolutely shocked about these news!
Prof. Twyddletuck explains his wisdom, saying that the mankind has tried to make the best out of it in the last centuries using a sentence of the singer Barry Mc Guire: "The enemy (alien) tries to trick us into a battle, what he lost 2000 years (Good-Friday and Easter)." So there must be someone who is stronger than all the aliens and he can change the bad human relationship into good!
When people love each other really, the aliens have no basic ton attack them!
later more to this, ciao"

"It`s a pure world idea ! And now you come ! Please ! It pearls!"

Und gestern sang Konstantin Wecker in der NDR-Talkshow das "Merkel-Lied" - mit sehr viel Pathos!

"Verona Quaküsmang, die Freundin der Prinzessin Estefania, hat manchmal solche Sprüche drauf, die wir nicht immer verstehen. In meiner Geschichte züchtet Verona POLIZEIHÜHNER, die als Kampfhühner alle Terroristen und Sklavenhalter in Angst und Schrecken versetzen!"

ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 10. Okt 2011, 09:20
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

"Gottes Termine stehen nicht in unserem Kalender."
(Hanns-Dieter Hüsch)

ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 12. Okt 2011, 09:35
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

"Frauen suchen sich die Männer aus" - diesen Ausspruch eines Experten vernahm ich gestern in der "Maischberger"-Talkshow.

Ökemöke:"Also kann sich kein Mann seine Traumfrau aussuchen?"

Prinzessin Estefania:"Nun ja - der Pulcinator-Tom kann diese Problematik umgehen, indem er sich auf die Bühne stellt, dort was Komisches macht (Kabarett-Implantat bzw. Quark-Musik-Show) - dann schaut er ins Publikum und merkelt folgendes: viele schöne Frauen schauen ihn an und er sucht sich eine der ihn Aussuchenden aus!"

Verona:"Das wäre eine Alternative........."

Eine neue virtuelle Band entsteht in Freiburg: Verona Quacküsemang and THE EURODUSSELS!" (Verona und die Eurodussel)

ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 13. Okt 2011, 09:32
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dOcjG-_ ... re=related (Als Frankfurt 100 Gassen hatte)

Succede anche a voi di avere pensieri tristi: Questo è tutto? La vita non ha qualcosa in più da offrire? Sempre questo uguale, frustrante e stupido tran-tran di ogni giorno! Frustrazione a causa di rapporti inter personali, poca speranza per il futuro o siete irritati da una vita noiosa?

ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 15. Okt 2011, 10:51
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

Ökemöke:"Gestern abend war Herr Dr. Hirschhausen im TV zu sehen - er erzählte uns was über Merkwürdigkeiten innerhalb der Frau-Mann-Beziehungen."

Prof. Tüdeltack:"Sehr interessant! Jetzt versteh ich auch, warum ich in den letzten Jahzehnten keine Chance hatte, ein weibliches Wesen vom Vorteil einer Beziehung zu mir zu überzeugen!"

Verona:"Das sicher wieder was mir feindlichen Aliens zu tun!"

ÖKemöke:"Wieso das denn?"

später mehr dazu; ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 17. Okt 2011, 09:28
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

I want to tell you something about my strange figures of my story Princess Estefania:
Verona Quaküsemang is an old hippie-lady in my story:
The name of Verona`s mother is: Eulalia Rappelschnut
Her father`s name is: Alfons Quaküsemang.

Continuation: Verona's mother is Eulalia Rappelschnut - her father was Dave Rappelschnut - he was married to Ina Meschugge. Verona's father is Alfons Quaküsemang and her father was Peer Quaküsemang - he was married to Erna Paperinovic.

Cont: The father of Dave Rappelschnut was Heini Rappelschnut - he was married to Linda Lang-Fing-Fang! The mother of Ina Meschugge was Elfriede Strapslaus - she was married to Simon Meschugge!

The mother of Alfons Quaküsemang was Louise Schockmoppel - his father was Heinrich Quaküsamang! The mother of Erna Paperinovic was Ovomaltina Makeba - her father was Ivo Paperinovic.

The mother of Elfriede Strapslaus was Tatjana Topolinova - her father was Augustus Strapslaus! The mother of Simon Meschugge was Quakundula Kükenbock - his father was Jacob Meschugge!
The mother of Heini Rappelschnut was Berta Flitzekötter - his father was Bombastus von Rappelschnut (Adelstitel zu Lebzeiten aberkannt)! The mother of Linda Lang-Fing-Fang was Olga Olgemöller - her father Lee Lang-Fing-Fang! (chinesisch für: Polizist).

The mother of Heinrich Quaküsemang was Monika Mümmelmaus - his father was Friedrich Quaküsemang! The mother of Louise Schockmoppel was Francoise Merkelmeier - her father was Ludwig Schockmoppel!
The mother of Ovomaltina Makeba was Patinha Pato - her father was Onno Makeba! The mother of Ivo Paperinovic was Katharina von Gonsenheim - his father was Drago Paperinovic!

ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 19. Okt 2011, 09:49
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!
Auf obiger Seite wird die Familienchronik laufen ergänzt! (Vorfahren von Verona, Ökemöke, Prinzessin Estefania und Professor Tüdeltack! (später folgen noch die Geschwister) - das werden am Ende ca. einige hundert Personen sein! Warum gibt es bei uns so bekloppte Nachnahmen?
ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 20. Okt 2011, 09:19
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

Nochwas zur Occupy-Movement:

Ökemöke:"Ich glaube zu wissen, warum die Leute in vielen Ländern der Welt vor den Banken usw. demonstrieren!"

Tüdeltack:"Erklär mir mal!"

Ökemöke:"Sie haben ein inneres Gespür dafür, dass die Finanzheuschrecken in Kürze eine Weltdiktatur mit massenhafter Sklaverei errichten wollen."

Verona:"Nicht schon wieder die alte Verschwörungstheorie!"

Ökemöke:"Es gibt kaum Parallelen zu dieser! Es sind ganz andere Vorraussetzugen wie damals! Und diesmal wird der Widerstand so geplant, dass er FRIEDLICH verläuft! Es ist diesmal kein Nationalismus im Spiel - und keine Hetze gegen ethnische Minderheiten!"

Prinzessin Estefania:"Das denke ich auch - bin mal gespannt, wie es weitergeht!"

ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 23. Okt 2011, 15:50
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

Here is the begin of the family-list of Princess-Estefania:

In the begin of my story she is not a princess but she is the "Duchessa (Duchess) Estefania di Campi-Bisenzio" - her mother is Audrey Ellerbrake - her father is Duca (Duke) Claudio di Campi-Bisenzio!
The mother of Audrey Ellerbrake is Corry van der Weyden - her father is Dr. Friedrich Ellerbrake! The mother of Duca Claudio di Campi-Bisenzio is Juliette von Lüneburg - his father is Duca Francesco di Campi-Bisenzio!

The mother of Dr. Friedrich Ellerbrake is Lia Lopez - his father is Prof. Theodor Ellerbrake! The mother of Corry van der Weyden is Marie Pascal - her father is Piet van der Weyden!
The mother of Juliette von Lüneburg is Jennifer Eccles - her father is Wilhelm von Lüneburg! The mother of Duca Francesco di Campi-Bisenzio is Agneta Andersen - his father is Duca Adriano di Campi-Bisenzio!

The mother of Lia Lopez was Bimba Benson - her father was Placido de Lopez! The mother of Prof. Theodor Ellerbrake was Indira Gandria - his father was Ambrosius von Ellerbrake!
The mother of Marie Pascal was Emma Dürer - her father was Richard Pascal! The mother of Piet van der Weyden was Dopina Heesters - his father was Pierre van der Weyden!

The mother of Wilhelm von Lüneburg was Edda Esterhazy - her father was Eduard Graf von Lüneburg! The mother of Jennifer Eccles was Charlotte Michelangelo - her father was Elton Eccles!
The mother of Agneta Andersen was Brigitta von Lönneberga - her father was Nils Andersen! The mother of Duca Adriano di Campi Bisenzio was Pulcina Oppenheimer - his father was Duca Umberto di Campi Bisenzio!

wird ergänzt!

ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 24. Okt 2011, 09:58
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

I wish you all a nice new week!

ciao, euer Kükator

Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 25. Okt 2011, 10:00
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

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Re: KÜKEN sucht FRAU

Verfasst: 28. Okt 2011, 09:59
von Freiburger Satire-Küken
Hallo erstmal!

Meine neuen Videos sind fertig! My new videos are ready!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTFrtqepens (When JLo comes to Quakenbrück) u.a.
ciao, euer Kükator