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Hallo erstmal!

Eines meiner neuen Videos heisst:"Gänse fleisch mal n Goffer oufmochen?"

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Hallo erstmal!

Gestern im ZDF: die Gala "Ein Herz für Kinder" mit zahlreichen Promis und Schleichwerbungen - fand es trotzdem stark; warum? Gleich 3 meiner Musen und Vorbilder für meine Filmstory waren gleichzeitig anwesend: Estefania, Verona (sie ist keine Muse), Elisabeth L. - und die Ex-Supernanny!

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Nächstes Jahr gibts neue Videos!

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Hallo erstmal!

Herzliche Weihnachtsgrüße aus Freiburg und einen guten Rutsch ins neue Jahr!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8orwQwhyxA (Gänsefleischmolngofferoufmochen!)

und: Weihnachtsansprache/Wulff/Pulcinator - auch bei youtube........

ciao, euer Kükator

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Hallo erstmal!

Bin zurück in Freiburg! Und nun gehts ans Werk: Produktion von INFORMATIONS-Filmen mit MUSIK!

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(Deutschland needs Eggs who ask for the way!)

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Hallo erstmal!

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Às vezes voces também são tomados pelo triste pensamento: Isso foi tudo?
A vida não tem mais nada a nos oferecer?. Sempre esse dia-a-dia frustante e estúpido?.
Frustação com relacionamentos e na família, pouca esperança para o futuro – ou voces estão irritados com uma vida monótona?.
Dentro de uma situação dessas surge uma nova heroína, uma mistura da imperadora Sissi, Pippi Langstrumpf, Sofia Loren, Emma Peel Audrey Hepburn e Robin Hood!.
Esse é o começo da inacreditável carreira de uma dama sem complicações – a Princesa da Nação – Estefania!.
Mal acabando de assumir o cargo e honrarias, a Princesa Estefania, já transmite alegria de vida para toda a nação.

A Estória:
Um grupo de empresários ricos, sob o comando do senhor Percyval Sealord, têm a idéia louca de comprar Freiburg e arredores e transformar essa região em uma monarquia. Nessa região, a mulher mais bonita do mundo seria nominada como Princesa Estefania com poderes limitados,
Certamente querem os empresários com isso controlar essa escolhida “Filha-de-rei” e deixa-la fazer sómente coisas superficiais, como testa-de-ferro para seus interesses de poder.
Mas os Senhores ricos não imaginavam que tinham escolhido não só a mais bonita, mas também uma mulher muito inteligente a qual assume agradecida seu novo cargo, mas atrás dessa fassada segue seus próprios objetivos.
Mal acabando de assumir o cargo ela organiza secretamente um grupo de ajudantes para seu amplo e humanístico modelo de melhoria do mundo. Com a ajuda de Deus ela caminha passo a passo para esse objetivo!.

Nós produzimos primeiro a música para o filme. Posteriormente haverá o radioteatro e a peça de teatro (para crianca e adulto), eventualmente um desenho animado e finalmente o episódio todo (o primeiro de mais 10 episódios) será filmado aqui em Freiburg, em ca. 4 pontos diferentes. Nós somos amadores, os custos da filmagem serão financiados entre outros, através de concertos beneficientes – e nós procuramos ainda muitas pessoas- mulheres e homens, que queiram participar do projeto tanto na prática como também intelectualmente!.

(Texto-Modelo) Princesa Estefania: “Hà 2000 anos aconteceu a maior revolução de todos os tempos – o Evangélio se espalhou!. Como consequência disso a situação dos direitos humanos melhorou nas novas comunidades cristãs: a escravidão diminuiu, homens e mulheres receberam na maioria dos casos os mesmos direitos! Ca. 200 anos mais tarde essa revolução foi danificada por alguns teólogos – eles misturaram o Evangélio com absurdas (bizarras) Filosofias que prejudicaram todas as mulheres.
Eles filosofaram o contexto da Bíblia de maneira alterada. Como?
Exemplo extremo: Adão e Eva viviam no Paraíso e eram imortais – e muito felizes. Eles não deviam desfrutar dos frutos de uma certa árvore – porque?. Para não serem dominadas pelo adversário de Deus, através da deletação da fruta, isso eu entendo!.
E está escrito que, Eva foi a primeira a ouvir a voz sedutora da criatura inimiga na árvore.
Então seu esposo Adão encorajou-a a aceitar a oferta da béstia na árvore. Eu penso que Adão estava do lado dela nesse momento!. O que nos diz isso? Que os dois fizeram simultaneamente o pacto com o inimigo!. Disso, os teólogos concluiram falsamente que, por causa do erro de Eva todas as mulheres do mundo são más. A ca. de 1800 anos atrás começou então a perseguição e descriminação das mulheres no mundo cristão.
Como consequência disso, muitas pessoas começaram a falar mal do relacionamento natural entre homem e mulher. Desta maneira a igreja toda tornou-se fraca e exposta a teólogos extremistas. Hoje, a situação está bem melhor – mas ainda é preciso se fazer muito pela igualdade de direitos da mulher!”.

Eu ainda escrevo no meu livro cujo título é: “Nós os alemães fazemos pouco carinho” (prov. Índice) cura na alma e corpo através da terapia da ternura!.

Comentário:
“Hà décadas ocupa-se o pesquisador Amador, comico e produtor de filme Tom Henry com a comunicação humana e nesse livro ele relata inicialmente sobre sua revolucionária experiência relacionada à “Terapia-do-carinho” (Terapia-da-ternura).
Ele nos conta como aos 2 anos de idade, como consequência de um forte golpe do destino, tornou-se autista e viveu nessa situação por vários anos muito doente e triste na sua família. Isso continuou até que uma “Supernanny” (Pedagoga de família) que morava na sua cidade, acolheu-o na própria família, inicialmente aos fins de semana e depois completamente – e através de uma “Terapia-da-ternura” trouxe-o em grande parte, de volta à vida normal.
De um gigante bebê depressivo e corporalmente doente surgiu em poucos anos uma criança alegre que, mais tarde com a idade de 10 anos, conseguiu frequentar o ginásio. No início dos seus 20 anos de idade Tom Henry realiza experiências fenomenais como “Terapêuta-do-carinho” na ilha Langeoog,as quais nos descreve minuciosamente nesse livro.
Mais tarde serão aqui relatadas experiências com a Terapia-da-ternura de inúmeras outras pessoas. Tom Henry incentiva: “Precisamos de uma revolução da ternura na Alemanha!”.
A “Terapia-da-ternura” é importante para o bem estar corporal e spiritual; ela livra do medo, fortalece o amor ao próximo, fortalece a comfiança e o amor próprio, ajuda o combate à insônia, evita depressões e dependências de todos os tipos e mantém jovem por mais tempo.

ciao, euer Kükator

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Hallo erstmal!

I wish you all a happy new year 2012! We remark the 100th. anniversary of the ice-bear-crash of the T i t a n i c in 1912 - what we learn from this?

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Hallo erstmal!

Wulff:"Ich trete zurück!"

Merkel:"Du bleibst im Amt! Basta!"

Wuff:"Nee, Angie, ich schmeiß hin!"

Merkel:"Nein! Das geht nicht!"

Wuff:"Warum?"

Merkel:"Egal, in 3 Monaten ist die Sache ausgestanden und alle reden nur noch über den Euro!"

Wuff:"Echt?"

Estefania:"Hi Christian! Bleib noch ne Weile im Amt und dann........."

Merkel:"Was dann?"

später mehr dazu, ciao, euer Kükator

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Hallo erstmal!

Ein Gespräch (Bezogen auf meine Filmstory "Prinzessin Estefania")

Ökemöke:"Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Alice Schwarzer und Olga Topolinova?"

Verona:"Alice Schwarzer ist nicht im Besitz von Atombomben! Aber die Ziele beider Damen sind ähnlich."

Und noch ein Hinweis: Es gibt neue Kükator-Videos: "Gänsefleischngofferoufmochen!" "Nöf-Nöf" usw........

ciao, euer Kükator

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Hallo erstmal)

(W.H.) Hier ein paar Stichwörter (Entwurf zum Buch Teil 2)

1980 bis heute; Furioses Finale auf Langeoog (Kommune 2941); Rückkehr in die Zivilisisation 1981; Begegnung mit ersten Computern; Fahrstunden; kleine Niedersachsen-Tournee als Krawallclown 1981/82; als Wetterfrosch in Neustadt Wstr.; München und die Jesus-People; Begegnung mit einer echten Prinzessin auf Schloss Mittersill in Österreich; glückliche Monate in Lüneburg (Winter 83/84); fürstlicher Empfang in Campi-Bisenzio; schlecht geplante Auswanderung nach Italien und ein Desaster; Zusammenbruch in München; Erholung auf einem originellen Bauernhof bei Freiburg und eine neue Dimension der Sinnfindung; 4 Jahre als Wald- und -Wiesenbriefmarken-Hobbyhändler in Freiburg; interessante Ausflüge; 3 Monate Theologie-Crashkurs in einem gemütlichen Ferienheim; ein Jahr in Deutschlands interessanester Kommune (in den Jahren 1990/91); 2 Jahre im Schwarzwald und ein schöner, neuer Job; die Katastrophe (Weihnachten 92) von Bern; eine freundliche, psychosomatische Station in Freiburg und Genesung; Entdeckung der schönen Künste der Welt; fast 13 Jahre in Müllheim; Millennium-Kunstausstellungen mit riesigen Briefarken; 7 Jahre als Riesenküken unterwegs; "Prinzessin Estefania" und eine umwerfende Vision für die Zukunft.

ciao, euer Kükator

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Hallo erstmal!

Montag ist Drehtermin! Wo? Was? Warum? Weshalb und wieso?
Später mehr dazu;

"Deutschland braucht Eier, die nach dem Weg fragen!" (Zitat: Prof. Eulogius Tüdeltack)

ciao, euer Kükator

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Hallo erstmal!
Auszüge aus Englischen Texten:

Princess Estefania tells you something important!
Some words she speaks out in the movie "Princess Estefania"!
Estefania:"Who is God? God is near me! You came from Him, He sent you into this world!
He has created you, He is your mother and ...your father!
He is watching over you all the time. His arms are open for you, like the open arms of a mother hugging her child or putting her child on his feet so that this child can learn how to walk! He has sent you into the world so that you can live your life! He has given you special abilities and given you special conditions of life - He has given you your family, your friends and your jobs. He has given you all you need so that you can have an abundant life. He has confidence in you and He loves you!
With friendliness he walks by your side since the very beginning! You`ll never be alone!
Nothing can touch you in a negative way! He is your shelter. Be calm and relax in His security! Trust Him, lean on Him and be confident in His presence.

God goes before you! You don`t go into an unknown land, Jesus, the son of God, goes before you. Don`t be afraid: here before you He stands, He came into this world before you and He has experienced everything what you will experience in the future!
Every human situation is full of His presence! Also at the end of your life He is waiting for you! You`ll never walk alone! He is with you!
He opens his arms to receive you!
Like a mother, when her child runs towards her to be put up into her arms. He encourages you. He speaks to you and gives you the power of the Holy Spirit! He has taken your sins on Himself! He waits for you that you come to quite down in His presence when a burden is on yourself!
He gives you things to do but he gives you special abilities so that you can perform these tasks. He is before you! Be calm in His security!
God is in you!
The Holy Spirit lives in you like in a temple. He knows every part of your body and your soul!
He knows you better than you know yourself!
He encourages you and overpowers in you every evil power! He is stronger than the devil and his cruelty!
Don`t be afraid of any sin or sickness! He is your freedom! Nothing happens without His knowledge. He can solve every problem!
You`ll never walk alone! He is always there. Should you feel lonely or depressed or sick, remember, God is always by your side. he never leaves you!
He is there! Be quiet in His presence and rest in His safety!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RdXS_YXFAc (Why we need the story of Princess Estefania)

‎(Princess-Estefania/Parts of the interview) Ökemöke:"2000 years ago the world experienced the greatest revolution of all times - the Gospel! Consequently the slavery was reduced and women and men got the same rights! More than 200 years later this revolution was betrayed by theological people - they mixed up the Gospel with strange and hostile philosophies against the women. Additional to this they damaged the context of the Bible! How they did? For example they accused Eve because she was the first person who took the fruit from the forbidden tree - but they forgot that Adam was beside her thinking and doing the same mistake! So they accused all women of the world as enemies. As consequence the women were opressed and lost their rights in the church. This hypocrisy swept all over the Christian world. Many people began to hate the natural relationship between men and women. So the church became weak and susceptible to the attacks by enemies and the decadence in their own rows.
Today the situation is much better - but we must fight also now for equal rights! Princess Estefania will go towards this aim - with the help of God! Let's go with her! Let us fulfill the Gospel-revolution!"

Schmusetherapy (Cuddling-Therapy):
Prof. Euloglius Tüdeltack: We Germans have too less tenderness!
For many years Tom Pulcinator Henry was thinking about the way of living socially together and so he tells us in his book about his thrilling experience with the Schmusetherapy (Cuddling-therapy). He tells us how he became an autist at age 2 after an accident (with long separation from his mother) and how he suffered so for some years in his family. At age 5 a supernanny visited his parents in 1962 and took this poor child for some weekends into her own family one year later giving him a lot of "Cuddling-therapy".
In 1965 he moved into her family after death of his own mother. With lot of Schmusetherapy and good education the child developed from a sick little worm to a happy big child. At age of 23 he worked as Schmusetherapist in a hotel on island of Langeoog. In his book he describes the effects of this important Therapy. Even others tell about their experiences. This Therapy is important for soul and body, destroys fear, creates love and confidence and helps against depressions!"

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Hallo erstmal!

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Why we need the Story of Princess Estefania!

Are you sad sometimes and you may think:"That's all? Has life not more to offer? Always the same old soup!" How bad is your daily frustration! Frustration about relationships and your family, your husband and your wife - and your life!
Into this hopeless situation comes our new hero - the Princess Estefania! She's a bit like Empress Sissy, Pippi Longstrump, Sofia Loren, Jennifer Lopez, Emma Peel, Audrey Hepburn and Robin Hood! Now you see the begin of the incredible career of this uncomplicated lady - the Princess! She brings a lot of joy into the world. She shows us what is possible if you believe in God! For God nothing is impossible! Because of her confidence she copes with every problem!

There's a group of ruthless and cruel business-people under the leadership of Percyval Sealord. They want to brush up their bad image - and so they think:"Let's buy Freiburg and also the country around this nice town! Let's change this city into a monarchy! And let's chose a beautiful woman - she can rule over Freiburg as Princess Estefania 1! But she must always do what we allow her! She has to work for our goal - to increase our money!"

These bad people don't know, that they have chosen the most intelligent woman of the world! They are too stupid to remark that Princess Estefania has her own vision to change the world to a better place!

Estefania lives in Freiburg. She is the new leader of an orphanage. She has found new friends like Verona Quaküsemang, Ökemöke von Gonsenheim and the crazy Prof. Eulogius Tüdeltack, who is the owner of Germany's smallest university.
Verona is a very funny woman. When she was young she became a star as a model and TV-moderator. Later she married and cared for her family. But now she starts her career as a bird-whisperer. She educates chicken as police-hens! With these powerful animals she appears in every talkshow - the hens of Verona are 100times stronger than police-dogs - they find hidden drugs in one second - and they beat up every stuntmen in the show!

Ökemöke is an old hippie-lady, who is also very intelligent. She`s written many books about her life as an activist in the the hippie-scene of the 60ties.
Prof. Eulogius Tüdeltack has the feeling, that he met Estefania many years before in Italy. Later more to this.

Fortsetzung folgt:

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Hallo erstmal!

Endlich! Das Video ist gedreht! Jetzt wird es bearbeitet! (Pulcinator & Friends / Love-Song for the Princess)

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Hallo erstmal!

Es ist da? Wer ist da? Das neue Video:

Pulcinator di Campi-Bisenzio & Friends: LOVE SONG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8JCwfxKA0Q !

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Hallo erstmal!

Here you will see soon the long interview with the famous DUCK Pulcinator di Campi-Bisenzio:

Lee Shockmoppel:"Welcome to the show, Pulcinator di Campi-Bisenzio! Tell us about your adventures!"

Pulcinator:"I'm thankful about my life. It's incredible what I could see and experience and it`s nice that I could help many people!"

Lee:"Can you tell us about your early life? Your name says that you`re born in Italy!"

Pulcinator:"Right! I remember well the day of my birth. We are DUCKs and we have the advantage to remember our life from the begin on - even I have memories about my time as an embryo in the egg! I was born on April, 25th in 1984 near the Bisenzio-River in Campi-Bisenzio near the famous town Florence. Beeing tired to remain in the egg I destroyed the shell and I crawled out. Aboce me there was no mother-duck but I looked in the beautiful face of young woman - the Duchess Estefania di Campi-Bisenzio. I said "Hello" and she said:"I want to be your mother!" I agreed and shouted:"That's great!"

Lee:"This is the begin of a marvellous story! Tell us more!"

Pulcinator:"Estefania picked me up and put me into her parent`s house - into the kitchen. They had a little swimming-pool there where I could swim or fool around with severel rubbaducks. Also the food was good - every day Spaghetti and red wine! I got cuddling-therapy from Estefania!"

Lee:"Your Duchess-mother had a crazy friend from Germany, right?"

Pulcinator:"That`s true - after one month he appeared in the house of Estefania and her family. She was in love with this funny young freak - his name was Eulogius Tüdeltack. All in all he was also friendly with me but I think he behaved like a little child sometimes!"

Lee:"This matter was not good for the love-relationship between Estefania and Eulogius, wasn`t it?"

Pulcinator:"Oh - it became a big problem. I think that the thrilling beautiness and intelligence of Estefania made her friend insecure - perhaps he couldn`t even cope with his own past. (early childhood). So the relationship between them was more and more in danger to collaps. Eulogius was more terrible than Mr. Bean in his worst moments! The patience of Estefania and her parents diminished gradually."

Lee:"What happened then?"

Pulcinator:"The family and Eulogius agreed on a return of him back to Germany for some month. So it happened. 3 month later he came back to Estefania and her family. He was strange like before. After 2 weeks Eulogius had to say "Goodbye". His girlfriend decided to present him her DUCK Pulcinator - me! I was astonished and I agreed - with the option to come back to Estefania very soon. For me all this was a challenge. I wanted to see the rest of the world and to learn many things - and I had a symphathy for the crazy German Eulogius Tüdeltack.
We went by train from Florence to Munich in January 1985. It was very cold and we saw much snow. We lived in the house of some friends of Eulogius. They wondered about me - the SPEAKING Duck - but they were friendly to me. One day we were walking through the high mountains. Suddenly a blizzard came and we couldn't even see the hands before our eyes. As a house-duck I can't fly and I slipped over a cliff and fell down 200 Meters. Eulogius didn't find me in spite of a long search. Sadly he went home."

Lee:"How sad? Poor little Duck- what happened to you?"

Pulcinator:"I wasn`t injured. I stumbled through the snow to the next village. A farmer invited me to have a lunch together with his own ducks and hens. They fooled around on a frozen rubbish-tense beside a lake. Only one hen could speak - he warned me to stay not too long here because they expected the butcher. One day later I left the farm. I`m a good swimmer and so I looked for a not frozen river. I walked 3 days and nights without food and then I reached a big lake called "Bodensee" (Lake of Constance). There was only few ice and so I could swim and eat some stuff below the water-surface sometimes. I swam and I slept and I slept and swam and so on. I passed the island of Mainau, got into the Rhine-river, passed Basel, Strassbourg, Mannheim, Mainz - the beautiful country of the Middle-Rhine with all these old castles. In Cologne I wanted to have a sight-seeing and I found myself among millions of crazy people celebrating the Carnival. Many people disguised as animals, even as ducks and hens. I was invited to the Harald-Schmidt-Show who presented me as a speaking duck - a strange experience. 3 days later I continued my journey on the Rhine. I passed Dusseldorf, Emmerich and Rotterdam. Suddenly the river ended in the Northern Sea. What could I do? How long was the trip to England?"

Lee:"Did you travel anymore?"

Pulcinator:"I swam with all my courage - in April I reached the Thames-River. 2 days later I entered the City of London. I left the water and explored the city. Near Carnaby-Street I had a discussion with many curious people. 2 children with their parents wanted to know many things about me. They invited me to come with them home by car. It was a nice trip through a nice country. Soon we reached a beautiful town - Oxford!"

Lee:"There is a famous University!"

Pulcinator:"The father of the children told me, that he worked as a professer there. We reached a beautiful house with a nice a garden and a lake. I asked how long I could stay in this family and Mrs. and Mr. Twist - so the name of the family was - answered:"You can stay as long as you want!" Because I wanted to learn very much I decided to have a nice time here. Prof. Charly Twist and his wife Emma were good people - also their children Katie and Bill, 8 and 9 years old."

Lee:"It was a new period in your life, wasn`t it?"

Pulcinator:"Can you imagine - from 1985 until the year 2000 I lived in this Family! In the summer of my first year in Oxford Prof. Twist showed me the University - a couple of mostly historical buildings. I was invited to listen to the first lecture soon. I heard someting about Church-History. A strange Prof. called Ambrosius Ellerbrake began to speak:
"2000 years ago the world experienced the greatest revolution of all times - the Gospel! Consequently the slavery was reduced and women and men got the same rights! More than 200 years later this revolution was betrayed by theological people - they mixed up the Gospel with strange and hostile philosophies against the women. Additional to this they damaged the context of the Bible! How they did? For example they accused Eve because she was the first person who took the fruit from the forbidden tree - but they forgot that Adam was beside her thinking and doing the same mistake! So they accused all women of the world as enemies. As consequence the women were opressed and lost their rights in the church. This hypocrisy swept all over the Christian world. Many people began to hate the natural relationship between men and women. So the church became weak and susceptible to the attacks by enemies and the decadence in their own rows.
Today the situation is much better - but we must fight also now for equal rights! We will go towards this aim - with the help of God! Let's go! Let us fulfill the Gospel-revolution!"

Fortsatz folgt;

ciao, euer Kükator